Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

Books are like seeds. They can lie dormant for centuries and then flower in the most unpromising soil.

I’m lonely, and he can see it. Maybe everyone can see it.

[T]he infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell.

I like American cars. And I would do nothing to hurt the U.S. auto industry.

There is still plenty of good music to be written in C major.

I think Social Security should be bipartisan and it should transcend the next election, and you should get the best ideas of the Democrats and of the Republicans, and move forward with the best.

Depth of feeling and clarity of thought isn’t the same as knowing.

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

Let me guess,' Ian said in a voice like ice. 'You fell on a rock.

When you say a 'former child star,' you may as well say 'failed child star.