Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

The more children there are in the world, the more the world is filled with imagination.

You think football builds character. It does not. It reveals character.

It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

I'm never going to have to work. None of my descendants are ever going to have to work; this is going to make me so much money. It was such a letdown when I realized that wasn't my invention.

Everything begins with the resolve to take the first step. From that action, wisdom arises and change begins. Without action, nothing changes.

Their friendship was like a wilted bunch of flowers that she insisted on topping up with water. Why not let it die instead?

For the credit of virtue we must admit that the greatest misfortunes of men are those into which they fall through their crimes.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.