Anyone look back at their high school career and just shudder at what you got away with and didn't die?

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.

Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes.

Isobel had entrusted the note to Gwen just before Baltimore. And the small scrap of paper still remained her only tangible evidence that Varen had loved her.Expect...he didn't anymore.

I wish she’d said something different, but patriarchy is as prevalent around the world as racism and xenophobia are. We can’t hide from it, not even here.

You've got to have faith. You've got to begin to continue to hope and not give up on others.

Protectiveness has often muffled the sound of doors closing against women.

Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.

I am a Nobel Peace laureate and my business should be to try to bring stability, not to be a red rag to bulls.

Being a pianist allows me to play in any language.

Some things are private, Ethan. Even for grown-ups.

My son was killed in a war without honor for the sake of lies.