Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.

I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

You cant be controlling in improv.

Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate of law anymore, but it is a dictate of love.

It's so pretentious, but I believe that with comedy, if you have a good story, 90% of it is casting. Once you get the guys and gals in there, it's pretty easy to make a funny movie.

I'm more of a fisherman as opposed to a scientist perhaps and chasing the whale. But I've had some success.

I'm a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it's pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago.

I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.

We are the protagonists of our love story, not the spectators.

I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that's great.

Great. Relationship advice from one of America's most wanted.

Demons. Angels. Both are the same, neither one cares that humanity gets in the way of their conflicts.

Look: each moment is a cradle and a casket: may all life and all death seem strange to you.

Regrets... Regrets are bootless. A vain trick of the mind. An impotent raging against what cannot be changed anyway. A distraction from the moment.

Science ... is organized common sense.

All I know is that when I come to the ballpark I'm going to be on time and give 100 percent. I know that I have to do that to keep my job.

I like black and white films. I don't exactly know why - probably because there is a stylization which is removed from actual life, unlike a color film.

A girl can dazzle - just naturally!

Adults will not necessarily laugh at the same thing as their children.

Consistency is a virtue for trains.