Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.

It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.

Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this space regularly.

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

Do what you love...

A man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.

With science fiction I think we are preparing ourselves for contact with them, whoever they may be.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

In friendship let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures.

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.

Research points to the fact that being born without trauma is the foundation for having an intact capacity to love and trust.

From the spinners, Anil and I have been together for a long time and I respect him a lot.

Become enraptured by the sights and sounds in intrigue of nature and beauty, come along with me and take it all in. Come here my love.