Anyone who does anything for pleasure to indulge his selfish soul will surely burn in Hell.

The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.

There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

This Sarah Palin phenomenon is very curious. I think somebody watching us from Mars—they would think the country has gone insane.

But now, here were the British among us, upon our soil where the sun rises over one lake and sets upon another.

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.

Many a trip continues long after movement in time and space have ceased.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

The skeptical community is absolutely near and dear to the Mythbusters’ heart and there’s no small reason that they’ve embraced us. That’s our people. That’s the way we like to think.

( ...philosophy is more often the systematization of the prejudices of philosophers than the systematization of nature.) Distrust all generalizations: stick to the concrete.

My clothes are predominately black and my home is predominantly white.

And I wondered if hurdlers ever thought, you know, 'This would go faster if we just got rid of the hurdles.

Picture books are an emotional medium. They need to make us feel something.