Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Truth is unoriginal.

Seeing is looking at something in saturation. But we tend to look at something for, say, 1/30 of a second.

After every storm, if you look hard enough, a rainbow appears.

I no longer have a borrowed soul. I no longer have borrowed thoughts or ideas. I no longer speak in a borrowed language.

My movies are, more or less, very short. I'm terrified of boring an audience.

The sparrow is sorry for the peacock at the burden of its tail.

I am interested in the gap between what people say and what they think - the undiscovered world of people's lives. Lives of quiet desperation.

I'm just enjoying life more and thinking about the future.

Choosing the car you drive is like choosing your wardrobe, maybe even more important.

Familiarity confounds all traits of distinction; interest and prejudice take away the power of judging.