Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

We can love and do righteous acts only by grace.

Without hard work and discipline it is difficult to be a top professional.

It is striking how much more seriously we are likely to be taken after we have been dead a few centuries.

Leo's goals are works of art.

Learn how to read the love letters sent by the wind and rain, the snow and moon.

It is all very well for people with fine arts degrees, but for ordinary people like myself, we want a statue to look like the person.

We seldom learn the true want of what we have till it is discovered that we can have no more.

One of my favorite songs I've ever done is "Who Says," and I was 17 when I recorded that song. It was just so exactly what I felt, during that time. That's when I knew how powerful music is.

Every girl should have this-the little black book for career success!

Surrealism can only deliver a reactionary judgment; can make out of history only an accumulation of oddities, a joke, a death trip.