Anyone who says he won't resign four times, will.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

Only those with whom you have bound karmic accounts, in the past life, will be able to live with you together.

Don't give in to the forces of mediocrity that pull so many people into the ranks of disengagement and resignation. Be fearless Be bold.

We fight the same and we love the same. Just because we are different does not mean that we aren’t equal.

The way you think is what you are.

Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.

I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar.

I am not in the least given to any violent interest in womankind, however, such as has addled the country's brains of late. Give me a manandwoman world: 'tis good enough!

The only way you can get good, unless you're a genius, is to copy. That's the best thing. Just steal.

We are not apt to think of the importance of events as they transpire with us, but we feel the importance of them afterwards.