Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.

If no one else has ever told you this before, I will tell it to you one more time and hope you believe it and never forget it for the rest of your life: You deserve to be treated well.

Your love is the ultimate love that empowers all your efforts, a true love for what is indestructibly and perpetually you.

If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does.

It's usually better to focus on partying and let the other stuff take care of itself.

We do what we like, and we like what we do.

Sometimes you have to open yourself to the random possibilities of, I guess, destiny.

You always have to take responsibility for the choices you made. Once you can come to that truth, it's a very satisfying and relieving feeling. You don't have to fight anymore, you just get to do.

Someone who claims to know what happens after death is probably someone we should be suspicious of -- they might be a ghost.

We can only learn so much about our minds, because we are using our minds to do so.

At least once in their life, every man should feel what it's like to wear high heels.

Every search begins with beginner’s luck. And every search ends with the victor’s being severely tested.

I do believe God gave me a spark of genius, but he quenched it in misery.

I don't come from money.

To be understood a writer has to explain almost everything.

I always root for the monster.

That was my great ambition. Not to be Illea's princess. To be Aspen's.

I think we have to show some pride in the jersey that we are wearing, and can’t quit.

But you take a four-year state college, with a broader range of admission, and what happens during those four years may be an even greater value-added educational experience. I don't know.

Never shall a young man, Thrown into despair By those great honey-coloured Ramparts at your ear, Love you for yourself alone And not your yellow hair.