Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has had very little success with either one.

Falling in love is like eating mushrooms, you never know if it's the real thing until it's too late.

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.

When that hit the fan ... it was like an earthquake.

Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.

Wisdom is worth more than gold.

…love grown dutiful is love grown olda withered cupid faltering at the bow…

Mr. President how long must women wait to get their liberty? Let us have the rights we deserve.

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk.

What has not been examined impartially has not been well examined. Skepticism is therefore the first step towards truth.

I discovered that the people of the North are different and there's no way you can make a person from the North similar to a Southerner. They're two different worlds.

We'll burn your store right down to a crisp.

When you're out to get the honey you don't go killing all the bees

A person is never happy till their vague strivings has itself marked out its proper limitations.

It's a long climb up Fools' Hill.