Anyone who takes responsibility for getting something done is welcome to ask for the authority to do it.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

t may not be the life you imagined, but it’s your life. You came here for a reason. Is it time for you to go and begin again?

. . . solitude, which is held to be cause of eccentricity, in fact imposes excessive normality, and least in public . . . [p. 7]

In a crowded marketplace, fitting in is a failure. In a busy marketplace, not standing out is the same as being invisible.

A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about.

I have always thought of Christmas time... as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.

I don't watch the news, I don't care about politics, I don't care about other sports.

There are at least 23 countries that refuse to take their people back after they've been ordered to leave the United States. Including large numbers of violent criminals, they won't take them back.

Almost no germ is unconditionally dangerous to man; its disease-producing ability depends upon the body's resistance.

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

Often, we are too slow to recognize how much and in what ways we can assist each other through sharing expertise and knowledge.