Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Cole, for Christ's sake, will you stop staring at me like I'm beefcake of the month?

In danger there is great power.

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

A conversion is a lonely experience.

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.

You may be exhausted with work, you may even kill yourself, but unless your work is interwoven with love, it is useless. To work without love is slavery.

Selling is not a static activity.

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

Real Fathers are Role Models worthy of emulation. They choose to live exemplary lifestyles of leadership and excellence

I wanted to wear a uniform when I was in high school, but I couldn't. I was like, "It would be so much easier!"