Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

Work hard, be patient, and be a sponge while learning your business. Learn how to take criticism. Follow your gut instincts and don't compromise.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

Bodily haste and exertion usually leave our thoughts very much at the mercy of our feelings and imagination.

Evil flourishes because the good aren't good enough, " see murmured. "And sometimes the good just have bad days.

When we are afraid we ought not to occupy ourselves with endeavoring to prove that there is no danger, but in strengthening ourselves to go on in spite of the danger.

I'm of Nigerian descent, from the Yoruba tribe. Names are very significant in that culture. It basically states your purpose in life.

I suffer much less than many of my colleagues. I am perfectly able to go to Australia and film within three hours of arrival.

It's a happy life, but someone is missing. It's a happy life, and someone is missing.

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

The cosy glow which had been enveloping the Duke became shot through by a sudden chill. It was as if he had been luxuriating in a warm shower bath, and some hidden hand had turned on the cold tap.

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.