Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits?

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.

Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.

But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

I can be someone's and still be my own.

Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.

Relationships & personal Interactions are like having food...if it doesn't taste well, we can't eat it, no matter how beautiful it looks ~

Sam was waiting for her, his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great." "I look like a geek, " Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra.""My dream date.

I came from a dysfunctional family - very dysfunctional. And my father used to find great humor in throwing me down the stairs.

Loud speech, profusion of words, and possessing skillfulness in expounding scriptures are merely for the enjoyment of the learned. They do not lead to liberation.

She's a total bam bam.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

Happiness is a way of praying.

Those who don’t love themselves as they are rarely love life either.

I wasn't a wrestling fan growing up; I knew who Hulk Hogan was and stuff but I didn't watch it. I started watching wrestling about three years before I got involved with WCW.

I was just getting tired of the image bullshit...that man of mystery trip and what have you. What's that all about?