Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

To reread a book is to read a different book. The reader is different. The meaning is different.

I was born ready.' Zoe to Fee.

A pawn only needs to move five spaces to become the queen" - from Bhendi Bazaar

The only thing you've got in this world is what you can sell.

―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

Groundbreaking innovators generate and execute far more ideas.

Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

Hollywood is so governed by the ego, and I never wanted to fall into that trap.

I hate to lose more than I like to win.

You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody.