Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Be the gardener of gratitude to grow flowers of happiness in your garden.

Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man!Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show you how to do something wisely.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it is the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills.

It's a new era in fashion - there are no rules. It's all about the individual and personal style, wearing high-end, low-end, classic labels, and up-and-coming designers all together.

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

Please, God. Help me. Take this pain away. Please fill this loneliness with your love. Help me, God, please, help me.

I'm a bit of a workaholic.

Simple is hard. Easy is harder. Invisible is hardest.

Not only are love and hate such closely related emotions, but it's a lot easier to hate someone you've cared about than someone you never have.

most men and women, by birth or nature, lack the means to advance in wealth or power, but all have the ability to advance in knowledge.