Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

I'd stop the world from spinning for you."That silly line oddly touched me. "I love you.""Liked that one, did you.

When I was 6 I became the poster child for my hospital and would go to banquets and make speeches. I did not get stage fright and I actually enjoyed talking to people of all ages.

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!

The slideshow "is a very primitive form that quickly becomes predictable and repetitive."

You bring your own weather to the picnic.

I have come to believe that giving and receiving are really the same. Giving and receiving - not giving and taking

Is this administration, the Clinton administration, an administration that needed defending?

I think the world likes to pick apart different songs and play doctor with songs sometimes and make them into this big controversial thing.

Are we ready to be Christians full-time, showing our commitment by word and deed?

Obviously, there's the temptation to sit back and smile, .. But there's so much at stake, we have to do our due diligence.