Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out.

The noble-minded encourage what is beautiful in people and discourage what is ugly in them. Little people do just the opposite.

Metaphors are our way of losing ourselves in semblances or treading water in a sea of seeming.

True humility is intelligent self respect which keeps us from thinking too highly or too meanly of ourselves. It makes us modest by reminding us how far we have come short of what we can be.

The poor old Duke [of Wellington]! What shall I say of him? To be sure he was born in Ireland, but being born in a stable does not make a man a horse.

It's interesting that you don't always fall in love with someone that you're perfectly perfect for.

I'm a morning person: if I don't get up, put the coffee on and get to my desk by 8, the day has already lost a lot of its promise.

Early Bluegrass is my favorite kind of music, not to many people know that.

Just going out on a foray to assemble a collection of street trophies about this or that running social sore can't be effective - and never was.

You meet someone, you care for them, and you fall in love; it's what it is.

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a-hundred-and-forty-million people in this country that are just as corny as I am.