Anything other than death is a minor injury.

Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.

You need three things in the theatre - the play the actors and the audience and each must give something.

We have grasped the mystery of the atom and rejected the Sermon on the Mount.

I've always spent more time with a smile on my face than not, but the thing is, I don't write about it.

Doctors and nurses do crazy hours and keep an ideal afloat through the love and care that they have for their craft and their patients and the institution of the NHS. We should be very proud of it.

The more especially, as in my juvenile frankness, I took some credit to myself for being so confidential and felt that I was quite the patron of my two respectful entertainers.

Moral disarmament is to safeguard the future; material disarmament is to save for the present, that there may be a future to safeguard.

The cruelest thing anyone can do to Portnoy's Complaint is to read it twice.

Your punishment if you're a woman. Not loved enough.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep but I have promises to keep...