Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

What if things happened to you—special, magic things—because you’d been preparing for them?

I'm not done with love, but I refuse to settle. I am a hopeless romantic. And I won't stop till I get it right.

Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it every time.

Break open the cherry tree: where are the blossoms? Just wait for spring time to see how they bloom.

The State is concentric, but the individual is eccentric.

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

A Christian brings peace to others. Not only peace, but also love, kindness, faithfulness and joy.

I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.

I was a section commander in the parachute regiment [in the British army].

A life all turbulence and noise may seem To him that leads it wise and to be praised, But wisdom is a pearl with most success Sought in still waters.