Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

If u are still alive and in your right senses, you are still destined to win greatly in life.

Any man who is only an economist is unlikely to be a good one.

Start seeing everything as God, But keep it a secret

Mental power cannot be got from ill-fed brains.

A few people have said that I should change my name and the spelling so that people can say it, but I don't want to, I like it the way it is.

Everything is painful, so why not be honest about the pain?

NATO is an alliance, so all parts of the alliance have to be capable.

The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.

Be humble in this life.