Anything we tell our kids about life is a placemarker until they figure it out for themselves.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

To burn always with this hard gemlike flame to maintain this ecstasy is success in life.

From my first dunk at 14 years old to my second NCAA Championship at the University of Tennessee, my intense training with my dad was always to credit.

If I don't believe it, then they don't need me on the court. I've just got to believe that in my heart.

Today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

The only issue on taxes - Hillary Clinton is going to raise taxes, and Donald Trump and I are going to cut them.

He has the personality of a child prodigy, but no discernable talent.

I hate the way people use PowerPoints instead of thinking