Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

But that's hindsight for you: never there when you need it.

Tomorrow is going to be different than yesterday, it's going to be a lot different.

I don't feel comfortable voting for Donald Trump.

Negativity and Hulkamania - 2 things that don't go together.

I thought of myself as part of the general filmmaking effort. And as my scope broadened, I began to think about directing. I wanted to be the guy who got to say whether the dress is red or blue.

He's swept with the broom of contempt and the rooms have an empty ring.

Failure is good as long as it does not become a habit.

There is nothing ugly about death; but man, out of his fear, has made even the word, death ugly and unutterable. People don't like to talk about it. They won't even listen to the word death.

Do you want to tell the truth, or do you want to tell a story?

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.