Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.

I know it when I see itJacobellis v. Ohio, 378 U.S. 184 (1964), concurring op.

I have the power of my height. Growing up, it was a total drawback. There was nothing good about it at all.

That's all teaching is; arranging contingencies which bring changes in behavior.

A handful of patience is worth a bushel of brains

It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see.

There are muscles that we have in our feet that most human beings don't even know that we have. The strength that we have is so detailed.

Playing in an independent rock band will eventually make you equal parts truck driver, gladiator and mule. Glamour is for those with trust funds.

When I was a girl I creeped in the boys locker room Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room As they disrobed I was oogling & oggling Little did they know that for me they were modeling

Life in California is beautiful.