Anytime you can already have somebody in a pinning position where they can't kick out, what better than that for a brilliant man.

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.

In the 27 years I've been doing this I never thought I'd find a better wrestler than me, but I found him. Daniel Bryan.

I'm not envious of many things in the world, but I wish I would have come up with that maneuver That is a perfect way to finish off an opponent.

I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!

The thing about Smart People is that they seem like Crazy people to Dumb people!

You need to take out the stuff that’s just sitting there and doing nothing. No slackers allowed! All meat, no filler!

The same thinking and actions that created our problems cannot be used to solve them.

Advanced meditation is facing the immensity of eternity, embracing that which terrifies you and frightens you and loving it because it's God. You are God.

The pursuit of perfection prevents achievement of the satisfactory.

It is Hell, of course, that makes priests powerful, not Heaven, for after thousands of years of so-called civilization fear remains the one common denominator of mankind

I certainly never thought I would run for office myself. If someone had suggested it, I would have laughed out loud.

Friends are the best therapy.

Love is the divine quality that everywhere produces and restores life. To each and every one of us, it gives the power of working miracles if we will.