Anytime you play golf for whatever you've got that's pressure. I'd like to see H.L. Hunt go out there and play for $3 billion.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Everyday ask yourself the question "Do I want to experience Peace of Mind or do I want to experience Conflict ?"

Let us not forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. When tillage begins, other arts will follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of civilization.

I tend to get very nervous before the first races of the year. It takes you a bit of time to get into the season.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

It is also possible for the unconscious or an archetype to take complete possession of a man and to determine his fate down to the smallest detail

Spread your hate. It'll last a lifetime.

David Cameron's message of change, optimism and hope is in tune with what Britain wants today

Art changed my life. I mean, I would say art saved me. I believe that it made me better at handling my life.

Maybe my variety is due to bad absorption of vitamins.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.