Anyway, I try to be a good guy. I try to tell the truth, but I'm not religious.

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

Shameless is a rough show, and it’s not for everyone, but it’s also beautiful.

It's hard to be depressed around a ukulele. You just pick it up and you're halfway home.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

You should know the lines, be prepared, get sleep, and have the script analyzed so you're ready to rock and roll.

A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.

I am fascinated by history and particularly the Victorian era.

I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums.

The world sees peace as the absence of conflict or pain, but Jesus offers us solace despite our suffering.

He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator.

If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments, he might have written the Two Thousand Commandments.

The average music-lover hears only the production under prevailing conditions.

If someone tries to tell you you are the greatest generation in the history of America, don't believe them. You aren't. You have the capability to be, but you aren't.

Women--wives and mothers--are the same everywhere.

I never rehearse. Never! I think it's a waste of time.