Anyway, I want to remember that love can happen. Because there is life after not having a life. I never expected love to happen. What was I expecting from life, then?

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

The truth is now as it was yesterday, and as it always will be, that the world is-as we are

I'm an artist. Artists don't need permission to work. Regardless of whether I'm acting or not, I write. I write when I'm tired in fact, because I believe your most pure thoughts surface.

With every single role, you're not going to get a role unless you invest your whole heart into it.

Up to a point you welcome being interrupted because it is only by interacting with other people that you get anything interesting done.

Because letting someone in close meant they could hurt you. I knew all about that kind of fear. I lived with it.

Iraq has no history of ethnic conflict.

There is no worse sickness for the soul, o you who are proud, than this pretense of perfection.

Catch me if you can -A

You keep knocking on the devil's door long enough and sooner or later someone's gonna answer you.

All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.