Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Write from the heart… always.

If religion becomes a cause of dislike, hatred and division it were better to be without it.

Disease cannot live in a body that's in a healthy emotional state.

I wouldn't necessarily say I'm arrogant. I'm just confident.

I caved in to what people wanted me to do. I thought that they weren't going to like me if I didn't.

Clever people can copy the handwriting of an artist - it's like forging a person's signature.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

The gospel is one of harmony, unity, and agreement. It must be presented in love, and with glad tidings, by those who are calm.

Peter Bogdanovich is a good friend.

A lament in one ear, maybe, but always a song in the other