Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel, " but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

The strength and power of despotism consists wholly in the fear of resistance.

We run heedlessly into the abyss after putting something in front of us to stop us from seeing it.

Death in itself is nothing; but we fear to be we know not what, we know not where.

I think that our own crisis of democracy is in its own way affecting our ability to leverage in the same way that we used to in the world.

I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Intellectual Property is the oil of the 21st century.

Painting has always been a healthy and happy place for me to create. People really like that experience and so do I.

I say we are climbing out of a ditch and we are climbing up.

He who wins through fraud is not a winner.