Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Indeed, the victory by the force of weapons shows just one's tenure and occupancy. Conversely, the real victory breezes only by dialogue and love.

Even the most honest writer lets slip a word too many when he wants to round off a period.

Social media is not a fad because it's human.

I've always thought Prince Charming in Cinderella was the most boring role; I'd rather be the Wicked Witch.

I fell in love with coaching. I loved interacting with young people, having the opportunity to make a tremendous impression on them.

We wear our problems diffrently

I can't think of one person who is on TV who isn't vain. It's the nature of the beast. If you are on TV then you have a vanity, for sure. Just admit it! Why not?

Peace is our passion.

While everyone else is in the spa, im gonna shower because im Tom Daley

Healing fails to occur because it is much easier to injure another than to heal oneself.