Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

Some people are born to weirdness, ” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Your dad and I have been talking.”“You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.

Men must live and create. Live to the point of tears.

The more advanced the teacher, the better for you. The fifth degree black belt is so expert that they will understand that you're a beginner and throw you perfectly so that no harm will befall you.

Changi for me - of course it's easy to be wise after the event, and to discuss it cleverly after the event - was about as near as you can get to being dead and still be alive.

Cheats easily believe others as bad as themselves; there is no deceiving them, nor do they long deceive.

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

If you improve on the present, what comes later will also be better.

King's Quest IV was a much bigger hit than I, II, or III. I do feel that King's Quest IV was a pivotal game in bringing in more female players.

Like everyone on the set has to take [herpes medication] Valtrex. We hand it out like M&Ms. Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!' It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up.

Some say "The end is near," as if that is shocking news. The truth is, the end is always near. What is actually shocking is that we, ourselves, can help to choose which end.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.