Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.

No matter how you get here or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home.

The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man.

I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.

I think if you don't have it [desire], you're not going to be pushed into anything. You've got to want to do something.

I keep busy. That was my nickname in college, 'Iron to the Fire.' I like to keep several things going at once.

Ш'm not cybernaut, this stuff's so foreign to me.

Despite the fact that we cannot be absolutely altruistic in our behavior, we can still build our character to be loving and compassionate – to empathize with others.

The silence is becoming more poisonous and I have no one to talk with, not even my own self

Falling in love doesn't always lead to heartbreak, honey. With the right man, it can be a one-way ticket to paradise.

It seems to me if you want something badly enough, whether you're a man or a woman, you'll do whatever you have to do to get it.

People like you and I, though mortal of course like everyone else, do not grow old no matter how long we live.

Naysayers have little power over us - unless we give it to them.

Agreement reached by the negotiators?usually starts to collapse in the hands of those who implement it, no matter how carefully cleared at the top.

An unscrupulous contractor regards no basement as too dark, no stable loft too foul, no rear shanty too provisional, no tenement room too small for his workroom as these conditions imply low rental.

Force yourself to simplify every initiative, every product, every marketing, everything you do.

Samuel Johnson Is Indignant:that Scotland has so few trees.