Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors.

I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.

Mothers got a hard road to travel, believe me.

To you character is a psychosis. Integrity is a complex.

She ran into the bathroom and powdered her face and the front of her dress, drew a surrealistic version of a mouth beneath her nose, and dashed into her bedroom to find a coat.

Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.

Oh, my God!" Ignatius bellowed from the front of the house. "What an egregious insult to good taste.

If you have time to whine then you have time to find solution.

In Xanadu did Kubla KhanA stately pleasure-dome decree:Where Alph, the sacred river, ranThrough caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea.

As in this world there are degrees of evils, So in this world there are degrees of devils.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.

We are doing what Prince did. Everyone that comes to a show billed as An Evening with Journey will get our new CD. We figured that is our best store because they are our biggest fans.

Each day is a precious gift to be savored and used, not left unopened and hoarded for a future that may never come.

In an atmosphere of liberty, artists and patrons are free to think the unthinkable and create the audacious; they are free to make both horrendous mistakes and glorious celebrations.

Don't flail against the world, use it. Flexibility is the operative principle in the art of war.

If I don't like it, I don't want to rant about it. There will be things that I vent about if I'm passionate enough, but there are plenty of scathing voices out there already. Who needs another?