Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

True friendship never questions what it costs you.

I don't like rules, especially the unwritten ones that say I need to let myself be controlled by my man.

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained.

When I won the Golden Gloves in 1960, that made me realize I had a chance. And when I won at the Olympics, that sealed it: I was the champ.

Every feature has some maintenance cost, and having fewer features lets us focus on the ones we care about and make sure they work very well.

Americans are xenophobic, they will believe their own people rather than the adversary, even a friendly enemy voice.

The bottom of the soul may be in repose, even while we are in many outward troubles; just as the bottom of the sea is calm, while the surface is strongly agitated.

Life is not an opera. Scenes belong on the stage.

When I left school, I got a job in a shoe shop and I used to save 15 quid a week and pay for my own singing and acting lessons.

Just like in medicine, when the normal medicine no longer works, one resorts to surgery. And the revolutions is like the surgery: Its painful, and its the last resort for nations.