Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's all part of it.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

If you build it, nerds will come.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

Just like downing a powerful caffeine drink, “reaching out to others” pays that big “life energizer dividend!

This thing in your chest, slightly tilted towards the left, could be fidgety at times. Make sure you set it right.

I know that if a film is ready to emerge out of what I write, I'll be able to go off and make it without asking anyone's permission.

Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat.

Eternal life should be sought elsewhere, perhaps in the religious community, not politics.

It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.

I have a huge amount of stress, but I believe stress can be a positive thing too.

Life means nothing to you, at least that's what they say. But it doesn't mean that you have the right to take life away.

I'm always interested in finding new aesthetic problems to deal with and challenge myself, even if the aesthetic problem is one of content.