Apparently I work for free, look at some of the independent films I've done.

The greatest risk is really to take no risk at all. You've got to go out there, jump off the cliff, and take chances.

You never know what's going to happen with television these days.

I believe I'm doing the right thing in trying to step away from that and to take chances and work on little independent films and do stuff like that wild dance scene.

I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just good to be associated with that man. He's a great guy.

I don't know if I ever really considered making a connection with the audience.

Tick is a cartoon character, I don't know if you're familiar with him. This is the third step in his evolution. Comic book to cartoon to, now, live-action.

I have a family to support. And I'm not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do.

You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.

There's just something about me and my persona that's a little bit bigger than life and ridiculous at times.

Fortunately work begets work.

You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you odd.

...when women gain control over spending, less family money is devoted to instant gratification and more for education and starting small businesses.

Remember, I am always 12 steps ahead..

In those countries with centuries of a craft tradition behind their building methods, techniques are tightly coordinated under the direction of the architect.

To me, these people were as exotic as animals in a zoo. I'd never seen anything like them. I wasn't sure whether I wanted to be one of them or simply live among them taking notes and photographs.

We're trapped on this very thin slice of perception ... But even at that slice of reality that we call home, we're not seeing most of what's going on.

Now, there are two ways to approach a subject that frightens you and makes you feel stupid: you can embrace it with humility and an open mind, or you can ridicule it mercilessly.

I don't like hearing that I've lost weight. I like hearing that it looks like I have gained weight?!

How pale is the art of sorcerers, witches, and conjurors when compared with that of the government's Treasury Department!

Racial relations in this country are plummeting. Racial strife is rising. All the while, Obama is out there talking about unity and bringing us together.