Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

Any idea that takes away sweet sleeps from you will eventually bring to you sweet life. Be diligent and willing to stay awake until your good is better and your better becomes excellent!

He who has a mind has thoughts and he who has thoughts has vision! Think vision. Produce vision!

My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?

I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.

Assume life will be really tough, and then ask if you can handle it. If the answer is yes, you've won.

Even a documentary portrait of a person that tries to be very accurate is shaped by the filmmaker in so many ways.

I need to recharge creatively, and get off the clock of having to be somewhere just because, and having to keep juggling all these things.

Always try to associate with people from whom you can learn something. All the knowledge that you want is in the world, and all you have to do is go and seek it.

Thank you for loving me enough to let me go.

Through the senses, anger comes, and sorrow comes.