Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

He grabbed my chin, pulling me towards him. 'In my dreams, ' he told me, his voice still as hard and cold as an iceberg, 'more interesting things happen. Things that involve the two of us'.

Love, in its purest form, is biology.

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

America cannot continue to lead the family of nations around the world if we suffer the collapse of the family here at home.

The creation by word-power of something out of nothing--what is that but magic? And, may I add, what is that but literature?

If I'd had fame early on, I'd have been able to abuse it in the way that a young man should.

When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

I'm absolutely obsessed with The Jesus And Mary Chain and Patti Smith, but I'm a massive pop fan. I love pop culture, It's a total reflection of the zeitgeist.