Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

You can start anew at any given moment. Life is just the passage of time and it’s up to you to pass it as you please.

If you are neutral in times of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.

The god of Victory is said to be one-handed, but Peace gives victory to both sides.

Introspection is not a privilege, you don't have to subscribe to it. On any occasion you can discover wisdom and oneself.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I think' she said, choosing her words with care, ; that any good impulse can be twisted into something evil.

I'm open to all the elements, I'm definitely ready to take anything on. But I don't want to jump too far into the deep end.

The death of the music business was insane, but audio recordings have been around now for maybe 120 years. Books have been around for, what, nine centuries? So they're more entrenched than music.

I think if you really start practicing, the energy comes. I was always very happy and grateful for the opportunity to have the time, solitude and good health to be able to do it.

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun