Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

There's no point in fighting for a woman that is rude and boring, just because she's hot. Such woman shortens your lifespan.

He tried to read her heart in her handclasp but he knew nothing.

One of the most difficult tasks of visioneering is distinguishing between good ideas and God ideas.

Its weird when people come up to me and know stuff about my life. That sort of creeps me out.

I've worked with children all my life.

I view cats as more like wild animals. We feed it, but a lot of times it's not eating the food because it's murdering other animals outside and eating their meat.

I'm intrigued by fanatics - people who are seduced by the promise, or the illusion, of the absolute.

Because the alternative sucks!

The first maxim of a man who loves liberty, should be never to grant to rulers an atom of power that is not most clearly and indispensably necessary for the safety and well being of society.

I have done no wrong but the zealots are trying to attack me because I am so critical of them.