Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

I didn't want to sing. I wanted to be music.

At times almost all of us envy the animals. They suffer and die but do not seem to make a "problem" of it.

My heart is broken... I'm lying here My thoughts are choking On you my dear.

Adequate early rest is best...."Early to bed and early to rise" is still good counsel.

When 20,000 people applaud you as you walk out to do your job, it should be an inspiration.

Cooking is an art, but you eat it too.

I can think of nothing that an audience won't understand. The only problem is to interest them; once they are interested, they understand anything in the world.

My own perception was that although it kind of sucks to be stuck in a contract you signed a long time ago, when you're having success, it gives you some leverage.

I'm willing to forgo the cheap satisfaction of the radical pose for the deep satisfaction of radical ends.

To this urn let those repair That are either true or fair; For these dead birds sigh a prayer.