Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The inability to delegate is one of the biggest problems I see with managers at all levels

Of course things get stagnant; people get too used to their environment, but that's why I'm in my district every week, at meetings with my constituents.

Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.

If I were to categorize what I sing, I have many different influences, and a lot of them are from back in time.

As you grow older, you'll find that you enjoy talking to strangers far more than to your friends.

We all live in a little Village.

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

Nobody knows what death is, nor whether to man it is perchance the greatest of blessings, yet people fear it as if they surely knew it to be the worse of evils.

Companies that succeed are driven by internal ambition. Stock price doesn’t drive them. Ambition and values drive them.

It felt good, the whole family together on a sunny morning in a wholesome environment. If it hadn't been for the warshiping God part, he would have happily attended church on a regular basis.