Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.

If God knows the number of hairs on your head he already knew where you'll go after you're dead.

When people see me struggling on paper, I think it invites an almost collaborative relationship with the outside world, and that includes readers and other artists.

For the lazy, all work is difficult.

The very best of vineyards is the cellar

I learned to read very early so I could read the comics, which I then started to draw.

Every artist is different - the pop mentality is different than bands for me, because I'm playing a lot of the instruments.

You are not crazy. You are just ready to change.

God requireth not an uniformity of Religion to be inacted and inforced in any civill state.

You can be a dreamer, but don't live in your bed.