Are the people who run for president really the best in a country of 240 million? If so, something has happened to the gene pool.

If you look at the causes of the accidents, quite a few of them are operator error. We need people to be diligent and follow the rules of the road and drive more defensively.

People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

If I were the commissioner of all sports media, the one change I would make is to sprinkle a little niceness and civility across our industry. Just a touch.

Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life . . . the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.

I once asked him why he smoked the world's most expensive cigarette, and he told me it was because he was a man of wealth and taste, at least according to Mick Jagger.

My hands trembled, so I took a deep drag to calm my frayed nerves. I just wanted to forget that terrible sight, but questions multiplied in my mind as the smoke furled.

I can't think of a subject that is taboo for me, unless it's one I simply don't know anything about.

Climate change: Never before in history have human beings been called on to act collectively in defence of the Earth

If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.

Different members of different cultures will think that some things are beautiful.

All religions are inconsistent with mental freedom. Shakespeare is my bible, Burns my hymn-book.

Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears Moist it again, and frame some feeling line That may discover such integrity.