Are there any leading men in your life?""Several, but they're all fictional.

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

An imagination left alone in the dark can be a terrible thing.

The great reward given to intelligent people is that they can invent all the rules and equate any dissent with stupidity.

Isn't there some truth in all fiction?" "There's some fiction in all truth too.

Usually, meaning tends to find you, in the middle of the night, and when you least expect it.

No. I just like dabbing girls' faces with napkins. It's a fetish of mine. Don't worry - my shrink says it's harmless.

Justice is what love sounds like when it speaks in public.

I’ll prove the prettier fellow of the two and wear my dagger with the braver grace

When I finish as the host of 'Jeopardy!' I'm going to go up to Taft in central California. They have a small college there that teaches you about oil drilling.

Metal never goes away. It drifts in and out, but the true fans are always there for it.

Greek is doubtless the most perfect [language] that has been contrived by the art of man.

Youre supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for Gods sake!

Like a dead man, only friction could make him warm or violence make him mobile.

Women can spin very well; but they cannot make a good book of cookery.