Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Is true, you do feel better about things the further you run from it

If we cannot give freedom to every creature, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other creature.

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.

Raven?' Yes?' What do you believe in?' I believe in - finding out!

Paint with whatever material you please - with pipes, postage stamps, postcards or playing cards, painted paper, or newspapers.

Today, America has become one of the most powerful forces for good on earth. We must keep it so.

Statistics are designed to keep you safe.

I look upon the pleasure we take in a garden as one of the most innocent delights in human life.

Every time I get an opponent - I mean, every time I get a chance, I’m home.

Enlightenment is not meant to be an object of religious faith. It is an evolutionary goal, something we want to become.