Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

If your neighbor's lawn looks better than yours, don't let jealousy consume you ..... start working on yours. With love and dedication, your side will look better than their.

I have a tremendous amount of respect for military families. To have to worry about your loved ones and still try and live a normal life is extremely hard.

The world is full of people who all want the same thing, and you have to do a little something extra to make them remember you.

The Devil's walking parody; On all four-footed things.

I took an acting class at Cerritos Junior College and I did a handful of plays, maybe five or six plays.

I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's where I feel comfortable.

A thirst for the infinite is indelibly present in human beings. Man was created to have a relationship with God; we need him.

I am fairly classless because it is very difficult to class someone who comes from a mixed marriage.

The reason you might choose to embrace the artist within you now is that this is the path to (cue the ironic music) security.

Women are extremely important shapers of my own life.