Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.

Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.

Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.

I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.

Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.

If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people

I wasn't scared of losing my past. i was scared of losing my future.

What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me

Regardless of what you've been through we all process energy differently.

It is worthless and senseless to seek help in Egypt, because true help comes only from theLord, Who created heaven and earth.

A huge mistake that many of us make is to work hard our entire life for money and not require money to work for us in return.

I have studied the child. I have taken what the child has given me and expressed it and that is what is called the Montessori method.

Better overcautious than missing a jugular vein, as the saying goes." That was a very morbid saying. Maybe only vampire said it.

What I'm advocating is an intellectual revolution - it's a different mindset concerning the ethical benchmarks by which we live.

In fact, quantitative findings of any material and energy changes preserve their full context only through their being seen and understood as parts of a natural order.